I am here right now to hopefully give you a big smile on your face and make your day a lot brighter then it would be if you didn't stop by to read these jokes:).
(Just so you know, I wrote this late last night. So things that wouldn’t normally be funny to me were making me laugh super hard! So, if you don’t find these jokes funny, come back tonight when you’re tired and read them again... If they still aren’t funny to you then you need to learn to find joy in the simple things of life.)
Are you ready for some amazing jokes? Here we go:).
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
-Give me my quarterback!
What time did the man go to the dentist?
-Tooth hurty.
What did Cinderella say when her photos weren't ready?
-Some day my prints will come.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
-It waved and said: Long time, no sea.
When is a car not a car?
-When it turns into a garage.
Why do elephants have trunks?
-Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
-Lunch is on me.
How do you make antifreeze?
-You steal her blanket.
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
-They were impressed.
Smile. Be Happy. Enjoy Life. Have a GREAT day and be the reason that someone else smiles today.
